And so it came to pass that I summoned the great Shoggoth to devour the heads of the cable people and consume their souls. For they had offended me by coming out, replaced a connector outside and called the job done, and verily it failed once again just minutes after they departed.
Shoggoth stood in my home office, head tentacles scraping plaster down from my ceiling. There it silently regarded me as I pointed the way to the cable corporate headquarters.
Then it bent over and tightened up a couple of cable connections where upon the internet sprang back to glorious life and I . . . I felt many beads of sweat trickling down my forehead. I won’t go into detail about what happened next — suffice to say you do not want to be my offspring . . . ever.
Next I upgraded Wordpress and tidied up a bit. Tomorrow I hope to resume posting again.
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